Democratic Playbook

It’s the 4th quarter with the Republicans leading the Democrats in the Political Bowl by a score of 49 to nothing. The Republicans are on the two-yard line when they fumble the ball and the Democrats recover on the one-yard line with one minute left in the game. The Democrats go on to lose 49 to zero.

The next day’s headlines read:

NY TIME's

  • REPUBLICANS FUMBLE ON THE TWO-YARD LINE AND THE DEMOCRATS RECOVER TO SAVE THE SCORE.

Washington Post

  • DEMOCRATS SAVE SCORE WITH LAST-MINUTE FUMBLE RECOVERY OF REPUBLICANS ON ONE-YARD LINE.

LA TIME’s

  • REPUBLICANS FUMBLE AWAY A SCORE ON THE ONE-YARD LINE AND DEMOCRATS RECOVER WITH ONE MINUTE TO GO.

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